So, it's true, IT has returned, not the greatest news, in fact it's a real friggin' nuisance but, much like an irritating relative coming to visit, I intend to endure whatever necessary to get through and then party like hell when it's gone.
@#$%^Y&*()_+.... sorry, those outbursts, I feel the need to warn you, will happen quite often and I ask your forgiveness ahead of time, until I move on to the next stage which I intend to call the "Chuck Norris." That's when I go into full ninja mode and kick the sh*& out of it!!!
One of the hardest things about my situation is having to tell my friends and family, You! .... I understand that we are all going through this, me just a little bit more, well a hell of a lot more but I hear ya'. I also know, having been on the other side too (No, I don't mean THE other side! Geesh!) that you don't know what to say or do. One thing I don't want is to be treated differently (unless of course that involves sending presents and doing my chores) .. nothing has changed.....I'm still ME (sorry if you're disappointed) just with a few extra cells....
@#$%^Y&*()_+ (warned you!)...
And all I ask of you, besides your prayers, spells, witch dances and any other magic you have up your sleeve that may help, is your friendship and some kick-ass times ahead!!(this has really brought out a crude side of me...it's kind of fun, my bad).
Don't you worry about me! ~ xo
I am woman! Hear me ROAR!!!!!
(Think about it, at least I got that in my favor,
if I was a man this would've been so much whinier!)