Thursday, April 29, 2010

I slept with one eye open..

I slept with one eye open last night...I think it was that damn article someone posted yesterday about the cat who tried to kill it's human joke...see for yourself: My Cat Tried to Kill Me!! .  And, as I've mentioned before, I have 3 cats! 

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

If I was a man this would've been so much whinier!

I'm baaack! ....and, I must admit,  sooner than I expected too!  But I was thinking (for a change), this is the time when I need my friends and cyber-friends.  In fact I can already feel the warmth pouring out of my computer... Oh?  that's just the battery overheating?  Well, I know it's there...

Friday, April 23, 2010

One of My More Serious Moments....Just can't seem to avoid them :/

      !@#$%^& ... Got some unexpected news yesterday which has numbed my entire body, especially my funny bone, and just when I was on a roll (and NO there was no wine involved, this time!)...

Your guess is as good (or bad) as mine!

I started organizing our family photos the other me, it's not an easy task.....but I was getting worried because my recollection is not what it used to be and I fear that if I wait any longer, I'll be too confused, overwhelmed.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

You can't buy happiness?!

Prince Charming (PC)  called in a panic this afternoon..."Holy Sh*t (sweet merciful crap), Sir Bossman is in town and wants to have dinner with the family!"

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ These are a few of my FAV-O-RITE thingsssssssssss........HicCup. :) ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫

Husbands with presents and children that listen
Remembering to lift the seat when they're pissing
(sorry but urinating doesn't rhyme)
Tiffany packages, diamonds and rings
These are a few of my favorite things

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

♪ ♫ cockadoodle- DON'T!

It's 4:22 am....I know that because, aside from the dimly glowing screen on my monitor as I vent type this, the only light for miles (well, at least in my house) is the obnoxiously, illuminated, digital clock with the blazing red numbers, like the eyes of some horrible monster  lurking in the night, that keeps reminding me:

Monday, April 19, 2010

♪ ♫ WHISTLE WHILE YOU WORK ♪ ♫ (or better yet, have a glass of wine!)

So, my dishwasher broke, AGAIN....apparently,  unless I WASH the dishes before I put them in the dishWASHER, they don't get clean!!!!  UGH...

Saturday, April 17, 2010

I've got a secret!!!!!

Eureka! Hallelujah! Woot Woot! Hooray! Hot Diggety Dog (a little over the top?) Sorry, can't help it. I believe I have just found the answer to every woman's prayers! 

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

BoNk ~ BoNk ~ BoNk !!

It was another one of those mornings.....Ah hell, it was just morning, they're all the same...

Monday, April 12, 2010


If you give the Queen a computer……
                                      She will write a Blog!

COME SEE MY MENAGERIE! (Oh, them? They work for me!)

DDA flew in today and announced “I want a puppy” …. That’s funny and by funny I mean absurd, ridiculous, OUT OF THE QUESTION! ….

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Be Warned Because I'm About to Blog, Blob, Ooze......

For as long as I can remember (and believe me, the older I get the less that is), I was a poem writer (aka poet, although that seems to depict lyric and verse.  Mine?, well mine are more like ramblings) …..


DisclaimerFor the purpose of this blog, names have been changed to protect the innocent.  Well, truthfully, to protect me from embarrassment, repercussions, backlash….

    ….. If you like what you read and you think it’s about you, ABSOLUTELY it is! Don’t you just love me, aren’t I the best??  

.... if you don’t like it and you think it’s about you, GET OVER YOURSELF!, why would I write about you anyway??   
[but it probably is ;) ]