Sunday, May 30, 2010


Prince Charming is sick in bed today, Sunday, of Memorial Day weekend.  An apparent case of food poisoning from the 'samplings' at Costco yesterday and by "samplings" I mean "FEAST".

Saturday, May 29, 2010


Haven't blogged in a while...truth is, all that I am woman, hear me roar was bullshit baloney (B-O-L-O-G-N-A) .... I'm scared to death.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Love thumbbuddy!

I promise to never take my thumbs, well more specifically my right thumb, for granted again!

Saturday, May 15, 2010

luck be a lady tonight!

I soo should have bet on the Preakness today.... the daring, wild soul that I am, I pretended to; yes, you heard me, I placed a make-believe bet, a middle-aged imaginary adventure.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

.......and Johnny Depp would be my lover!

When I started, I thought this blogger thing was all about feeling good, making people laugh.  But, the more I read, the more I see reality isn't off limits.

Saturday, May 8, 2010

They're coming to take me away! .... wait, I'll pack my bags!

That's it! The kids think I've  lost it.... they've had their suspicions for a while but apparently now  it's "official" ...

Thursday, May 6, 2010

The Hat Pack

What would you do without your girlfriends, besides clean your house, save money and be much thinner (and sober).......

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Last time I invite you to my party!

One of the esteemed blogger/twitters that I follow, Mommy Wants Vodka (which coincidentally is also one of my favorite chants, substitute Merlot for Vodka) unintentionally caused me severe distress yesterday.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Been there, done that!!

One of the trending topics on twitter today is I am old and boring (#iamoldandboring) ....

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Ode to getting older (a/k/a WTF?)

Tinkle, tinkle, oh dear god!
It happens when I laugh too hard
It even happens when I fly
something about gravity and the sky
it also happens when I sneeze
someone pass the Depends PLEASE!

I have two don't want to mess with me!

With all the pent up anxiety and stress I'm understandably experiencing this week.....and believing that positive thinking and strong will play a very important part of getting through such situations, I got to thinking....