Mangia!

Prince Charming is sick in bed today, Sunday, of Memorial Day weekend.  An apparent case of food poisoning from the 'samplings' at Costco yesterday and by "samplings" I mean "FEAST".

YIKES!

YIKES! ♪ ♫

Haven't blogged in a while...truth is, all that I am woman, hear me roar was bullshit baloney (B-O-L-O-G-N-A) .... I'm scared to death.

Love thumbbuddy!

I promise to never take my thumbs, well more specifically my right thumb, for granted again!

luck be a lady tonight!

I soo should have bet on the Preakness today.... the daring, wild soul that I am, I pretended to; yes, you heard me, I placed a make-believe bet, a middle-aged imaginary adventure.

.......and Johnny Depp would be my lover!

When I started, I thought this blogger thing was all about feeling good, making people laugh.  But, the more I read, the more I see reality isn't off limits.

They're coming to take me away! .... wait, I'll pack my bags!

That's it! The kids think I've  lost it.... they've had their suspicions for a while but apparently now  it's "official" ...

You'll get yours! (a/k/a Paybacks a b-tch)

Roses are red
Violets are blue

The Hat Pack

What would you do without your girlfriends, besides clean your house, save money and be much thinner (and sober).......

Last time I invite you to my party!

One of the esteemed blogger/twitters that I follow, Mommy Wants Vodka (which coincidentally is also one of my favorite chants, substitute Merlot for Vodka) unintentionally caused me severe distress yesterday.

Been there, done that!!

One of the trending topics on twitter today is I am old and boring (#iamoldandboring) ....

Ode to getting older (a/k/a WTF?)

(sung to Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star)

Tinkle, tinkle, oh dear god!

It happens when I laugh too hard

It even happens when I fly

something about gravity and the sky

it also happens when I sneeze

someone pass the Depends PLEASE!

I have two teenagers..you don't want to mess with me!

With all the pent up anxiety and stress I'm understandably experiencing this week.....and believing that positive thinking and strong will play a very important part of getting through such situations, I got to thinking....