Every morning when I look in the mirror, after it goes through the whole
" You are the fairest of them all"
C'mon in what universe can someone talking to themselves in a mirror be a good thing. Let me give you a hint, NONE! Of course someone with multi-personalities might do this quite often but, in essence, they are not really talking to themselves because they think they are someone else, in which case they are talking to others, even though they're not really, because they are one and ...
No, when I talk to myself in the mirror, be warned! It's not going to be a tea party and no guests are welcome. It just means that whatever I have to say
The topics I discuss with me vary from day-to-day, usually having to do with the family. Sometimes good, sometimes bad and always interesting. Who's doing what? What wasn't done? How could they? Why did they? When will they? How much? Who with? Why Me? .... Of course there are the days, though few and far between, when I just critique myself, because,quite frankly, I'm practically perfect. Well, I'm pretty good. Alright, I talk to myself in the mirror for goodness sakes! I'm obviously in need of some help!
BUT, I AM the fairest of them all, my mirror told me so! ;)