Husbands with presents and children that listen
Remembering to lift the seat when they're pissing
(sorry but urinating doesn't rhyme)
Tiffany packages, diamonds and rings
Delicious sauces on top of some noodles
Chocolates and nachos and treats by the oodles
Michael Buble not just for how he sings ;)
These are a few of my favorite things
Spending time with my kids when they don't act like asses
(don't look so shocked, you've been there)
Manis and pedis and epsom salt baths - es
My kid's good report card and the pride (relief) that it brings
These are a few of my favorite things
When the kids fight
When the mud flings
When I'm getting mad
I simply remember my favorite things
I simply remember my favorite things
(while sipping wine) (okay, chugging)
(sing along now!.....)
♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫
And then I don't feel so bad
♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫
And then I don't feel so bad
Absolutely hilarious!
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