.......and Johnny Depp would be my lover!

When I started, I thought this blogger thing was all about feeling good, making people laugh.  But, the more I read, the more I see reality isn't off limits.

"Before toilet paper was invented, French royalty wiped their bottoms with fine linen"

Random fact, I know, but it got me thinking......what if I was royalty?

Of course I meant to do that! Now please..GET ME TO THE HOSPITAL!!

I guess some people might say I'm accident prone, clumsy, blundering, uncoordinated....

My supersonic subconscious

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1rV7Lm/www.thechangeblog.com/subconscious-change-your-life/

OMG! Could you imagine the possibilities if this actually worked? 

WHAT If?

If you give the Queen a computer……

                                      She will write a Blog!

COME SEE MY MENAGERIE! (Oh, them? They work for me!)

DDA flew in today and announced “I want a puppy” …. That’s funny and by funny I mean absurd, ridiculous, OUT OF THE QUESTION! ….

Be Warned Because I'm About to Blog, Blob, Ooze......

For as long as I can remember (and believe me, the older I get the less that is), I was a poem writer (aka poet, although that seems to depict lyric and verse.  Mine?, well mine are more like ramblings) …..