Mondays can bite me! and they usually do...

(Sung beautifully to the Tune "New York, New York" too bad you can't hear me)

Butts, Pimps and Wine and that's just one night!

We.  My girlfriends and I.   Are bad asses.... well not really, but we are bad! .... okay we're asses, but enough with the technicalities.

You wanna know the TRUTH?

(Sung to "oompa loompa from Willy Wonka")

Oooh Oooh That Smell, Can't You Smell that Smell?

While this blog is PG rated I give you my express permission to insert expletive language where you see fit!  Hint:  Try every other word!!

My husband offered them $10,000 to keep me!