You'll get yours! (a/k/a Paybacks a b-tch)

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Violets are blue
Another Mother's Day is  here
Wonder what they will do?
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If years past are a sign
I'm pretty much screw -ed
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Violets are blue
"We've got a surprise
Now don't Peek-A-Boo!"
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Violets are blue
Hurry pour me some wine 
Second thought, make it two!
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Violets are blue
Maybe things will seem better
After a few
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Violets are blue
Oh no here they come
and their dad's with them too!
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Oh dear god, it can't be!
He's got a kazoo!
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They wrote me a song
My isn't that ... cute?!
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How many damn verses
must I suffer through?
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Thank the heaven's above
Finally, they're through
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Violets are blue
"It was Daddy's idea"
They gave credit due
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Violets are blue
Wait 'til you see the Father's Day
I've planned for you!